"i may have twisted the towel"
by SydTheRealRealRealKid October 16, 2019
A cloth kept nearby to clean up that frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.
by babycake & boo June 19, 2011
by Curbdog December 6, 2020
by The Lift March 8, 2009
Towels hung at certain times of the year in the bathroom by the wife, mother, or female of the house to confuse the hell out of the Husband, son, or males in the house. These towels are meant for show only and are not to be used at all by anyone living in the home or guests that may come over. If they are used, the wife, mother, or females of the house will flip out on the husband, son, or male of the house that used the towel.
Female: "Ok who just used the Christmas towels in the bathroom?
Male: "I did. Why?"
Female: "NO YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THOSE TOWELS ! USE YOUR HEAD! USE THE OTHER TOWELS YOU MORON!
Male: *Gives a very confused look and asks*
What the hell? Why not?
All females in the house respond: BECAUSE THEY ARE "SHOW TOWELS" YOU IDIOT!
Male: "I did. Why?"
Female: "NO YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THOSE TOWELS ! USE YOUR HEAD! USE THE OTHER TOWELS YOU MORON!
Male: *Gives a very confused look and asks*
What the hell? Why not?
All females in the house respond: BECAUSE THEY ARE "SHOW TOWELS" YOU IDIOT!
by nextrockstar88 December 18, 2009
A large towel laid on top of bed sheets, designed for the sole purpose of having sex on, reducing the chance of soiling the bed sheets with bodily secretions.
by BullygirlO April 26, 2020
A towel one uses to ejaculate on when masturbating. Usually a distinct towel from other towels so that a person might not mistakenly use the monkey towel to wash ones face or body.
I was so horny last night because I was watching "Supernanny". Good thing I had my monkey towel near by!
by BeEmDe January 22, 2007