Cancer

A disease caused by watching Jake Paul.

Guy 1:Oh dude what happened?Why are you in the hospital.

Guy 2:Don't watch Jake Paul...He gave me cancer

by IDKK_KKK April 02, 2018

Cancer

Jake Paul

Billy: How did you get cancer?
Larry: I watched Jake Paul.

by TH47 May 01, 2018

Cancer

A 13yr old called Jacob Sartorious who thinks he is loved by someone.

Jacob: When you go to sleep that night...

A normal person: Ahhhhhhhhhhh I have cancer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( the ear type)

by SUN GODE DOGE June 25, 2017

Cancer

Jake Paul

man that YouTuber Jake Paul gave me damn Cancer

by alexjk2004 December 08, 2017

Cancer

Fortnite battle royal is cancer

Me:fortnite is cancer

Kid who plays fortnite:your mum is cancer

Fortnite community: oHoHoHoHoHoHoH

by tindjam09 [ps4] August 20, 2019

Cancer

Gacha life (Fandom), Morgz, Tiktok, Jake Paul, Dream stans, JellyBean and her stans.
Tiktok is shit and ruins my favorite songs, fnck it, it sucks shit, I hope it gets banned.

Gacha is just cancer, it has ♪Sweet home alabama!♪ and p0rn (made by 2 year-olds) (I have seen so many people have s*x in gacha please bring the bleach, PLEASE!! SAVE ME

JellyBean is death, So is dream and both of their stans, Jake paul filmed a dead guy, Morgz clickbaits ect.

A: I like Gacha games, Morgz, Tikok, Jake paul, Dream and JellyBean"

B: "I'm leaving and taking the kids, since you like Cancer.."

by LittlePinkMoon March 07, 2022

Cancer

Jake Paul

"Why are you in hospital? Oh I watched Jake Paul and now I have Cancer :("

by lesbionist March 28, 2018