Bro code

The stupidest thing ever made because what if a girl likes this guy but he can’t date her because his best friend likes her???? Then she’s stuck in agony because she’s too magnetic and everyone wants her so she has to suffer!?? Bullshit.

Girl: hey I like you
Boy: oh sorry you’re really amazing but my bud likes you. Ya know, bro code.
Girl: oh… okay

by anonymous November 25, 2021

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The thing that all men should live by. If the Bro Code is lived by you must support the homies and make things easier for them.

Man that knows the bro code:
//www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/ut69j8/thanks_waiter/

by Your_Waiter1124 August 22, 2022

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Bro Code is a sacred set of rules among men AKA the ‘bro’ community with a wide variety of rules.

Such as:

Rule 1. Bros before hoes

Rule 43. On sleep overs the boys must all sleep in the same bed

Rule 69. Bros can know non or all of sexual interaction with other bros and their partners

Rule 26. Never pee in the urinal next to another bro

Rule 93. If a bros girlfriend calls and says you’re bro said he was with you and he’s not, you cover for him and say he is

‘Phone rings’

Cole: “hello?”

Isaacs gf: “hey Cole, Isaac said he was going to hangout with you tonight, is he there”

Cole: (he’s not here) “yep he is what’s up

Isaacs gf: “can I talk to him”

Cole : “he just went to the bathroom to take a dump can I tell him something for you when he comes out”

Isaacs gf: “no it’s ok I’ll talk to him later I was just making sure he was with you”

Cole: (hangs up and texts Isaac) “hey bud you girl called asking if you were here I said you were ;) I got you! Bro Code”

by Cole BB December 2, 2020

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