substitutes assist

highly paid but permanent bench warming sport stars helping team mates in a similar position

Pepe was credited with a substitutes assist for özil... he wanked him off behind the bins

by spaz juice September 19, 2020

Substitute Teacher

the teacher that basically doesn't check the lesson plan before the lesson and gives 0 fucks about your adhd and just tells you to listen better. the most annoying humans to ever walk this planet. Also they address you by your name and tell you to do better because this isn't you but really it is you and your god dam adhd.

I hate substitute teachers.

by Rimy Jobbs November 17, 2022

Substitute Teacher

A substitute teacher is a teacher that is usually brainless on what's going on in the class or does not care about education

Substitute teacher: Class we are going to learn about the pythagorean theorem
That one kid:No we watch movies the entire period
Substitute teacher: Okay then

by Sbhat October 21, 2022

Substitutional

Like a teaching career but for subtitute teachers

Person 1: I have been with you throughout your entire substitutional career.
Person 2: Awww

by Sexcmommy October 27, 2021

Substitute plastic

A synthetic synthetic so you're a substitute synthetic so if I call you substitute plastic that means you're less than fake that means you're a substitute fake product valueless always above your pay grade

Man these people are beyond counterfeit they are substitute plastic they are less than fake they are a synthetic synthetic valueless crazy

by Indigo 💙 Blues August 21, 2021

indian substitute teacher

mean to nice people

oh u have the Indian substitute teacher? that stinks man.

by numba1hata February 24, 2025

Substitution

Occurs when the act of sharing creates a premature sense of completion

Substitution occurs when the act of sharing creates a premature sense of completion

by mindgains April 08, 2023