Single

Me. I am single. my friends are couples. I am singular. Fuck relationships
( a single person sometimes relates to the song Heather)

I am single

by Thatweirdgay December 6, 2022

Singles

An occasion or event at which good times are had.

Question: "Hey did you have a good time at the gay video dance bar last night?"

Answer: "Yeah it was totally singles...Mike and Steve were up dancing on the bar again."

by Gavin S May 2, 2008

Single

any person named matthew ever is single

any man named matthew is forever single

by just your average human November 19, 2019

Single

You are single and not talking to anyone. You can do whatever you want because you don’t have a boyfriend/girlfriend. no one claims you and you don’t claim anyone else. you basically can do whatever you want and no one can get mad at you because you are SINGLE.

Kane: yeah dude I’m talking to Linsey and just fucked sally the other day.
Peter: oh that’s lit dude, but Linsey is gonna get mad. aren’t yall talking?
Kain: why would she get mad? I’m still single. I can do whatever the hell i want!!

by kkeskitit2002 October 19, 2017

Single

You are now single

You have just been dumped which means you are now single

by AwesomeVasi April 14, 2020

Single

One cigarette/fag. Usually when buying it at a shop or asking for it from someone.

"Yo boss, lemme get a single."

by ManLike1337 July 19, 2019

Single

(Noun) A man who makes jokes about women

"Did you hear that joke he just made?"

"Yeah, he's single."

by Fulham12 August 11, 2016