screaming seagul

When having sexual intercourse on a beach, you pull out, breadcrumb your penis in sand, and put it back in

go figure

by The Markness January 9, 2004

screaming shits

another word for butt mud, or diarriha, either way, it is sick as hell

dude, i ate at that mexican place a week ago, jesus i still have the screaming shits

by sam r i April 12, 2005

Screaming BJ

When a woman, slowly makes her way to her knees to give you oral pleasure, opens her eyes and mouth as wide as possible and screams like a god damn banshee. The only way to silence this beast is penis tonsils.

Tis dangerous to receive a screaming BJ from that foul creature, she may pop your sack whilst doing so.

by fartcheese Mcspoonass March 9, 2010

Scream Job

When one person screams at another person's penis

While I was getting ice cream the other day, I noticed an employee being berated by their boss because they wouldn't perform the scream job that was being asked of them.

by SkaBrah May 23, 2015

I Scream

When you're eating Ice Cream in a cone and it melts because you were waiting too long to eat it and you feel obligated to just drink it from the cone.

When my Ice Cream melts. *I Scream*

by Default Mate May 2, 2019

screaming camel

When you separate the lips of a vagina and scream into it to release your pent-up childhood aggressions.

I stopped paying for therapy and gave my girlfriend a screaming camel.

by The Holy Empire of Butt-Lovin April 17, 2016

whisper scream

An oxymoron grammatically, a whisper scream is rather appropriately named. Whisper screams are imitations of especially long, drawn out, exaggerated, overly theatrical screams through short sequences of whispers. This is often an expression of torment, rage, extreme delight (or other emotions) in a simple-to-do manner that is easy on the ears of the audience and easy on the vocal chords of the whisper screamer. Sometimes done with the purpose of creating comedy for the listener.

Dude 1: Please stop whisper screaming in response to my misfortunes. I've got physical training tomorrow and I need to get some sleep.

Dude 2: Okay, sure, I understand... NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (whispering)

Dude 1: Please stop. Please... (crying softly)

by WhisperScreaming April 25, 2010