Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.

Don't make me smack you with the mushroom baton.

by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Preferable method is while it is erect. This will make a nice thud noise upon contact with one's face, forehead, cheek, chin, or nose.

The chicken head used too much teeth during oral so I smacked her with the mushroom baton. Left a nice welt on her cheek too.

by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023

Infected Mushroom

A penis that is carrying an STD

I heard Johnny banged that slut raw the other night. Now there’s a good chance he has an infected mushroom.

by Dogger Dude November 25, 2019

Loaded Mushroom

The act of performing a hand job but quitting just before ejaculation.

After Ted walked in the door, Bryan left me with a loaded mushroom.

by Superman B October 12, 2011

Micro Mushroom

A really small penis.

This guy jay told me to suck his dick but I aint eating Micro Mushrooms

by Umbbro July 20, 2017

mushroom rat

A middle age to older age woman, 40-75, with a bad attitude, stuck up, snooty, thinks they’re better than everyone else, never wrong, wealthy, miserable, doesn’t listen to people, usually has a short bowl haircut.

Oh, Don’t listen to her, she’s a mushroom rat!

by MarksOrganix October 8, 2019

mushrooms

mushroom is a drug that messes up ur senses.
u can't sepparate the REAL WORLD from the IMAGINORY WORLD.

Some one who took mushrooms thought he could fly, went up on a High building and jumpped down. It was too late when he realized that he couldn't fly, 'cause he jumpped already

by Slim-Jim October 30, 2006