baptist mimosa

A virgin mimosa made with orange juice and sprite due to the fact that Baptist, particularly Southern Baptist, don't drink alcohol.

Paula: Did you see them drinking Mimosas at the First Baptist Women's Missionary Society fund raiser!!!!

Peggy Sue: Don't be silly they where baptist Mimosas No ALCOHOL!!!

by Avicenna the Wise December 22, 2024

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Creamy Mimosa

When someone receives a cream pie before meeting friends for brunch.

Dude, why is your girl so friendly today?

I gave her the ol' creamy mimosa. I came inside and bought her alcohol

by OldR3dHat September 8, 2025

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Las Vegas Mimosa

To get around open container laws in Las Vegas but filling half your cup with beer and topping it off with Monster to hide the beer.

The cops were on my six so I made a Las Vegas Mimosa and scathed by undetected.

by PorkPotSticker December 3, 2025

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Mimosa is a girl who simps for everyone and has at least 5 crushes. She also gets very heart broken and falls in love every week with a new guy! She is intelligent and a beautiful person,you can trust her. She is not very smart.

1.-Oh my that must be Mimosa! She's having a huge crush on you?!
- oh I know, she had a crush on Alex last week and also on Nick and Mikael so I'm not very interested!
- oh okay

by WEirDoll2076 November 22, 2021

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