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Jason Mimosa

When you pour a mimosa down a man’s back and someone drinks it as it flows through his ass crack and drips off his taint and balls.
Studies show Jason mimosas are the drinks of choice among bachelorette parties and Marines
by Jason Mimosa September 14, 2023
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baptist mimosa

A virgin mimosa made with orange juice and sprite due to the fact that Baptist, particularly Southern Baptist, don't drink alcohol.
Paula: Did you see them drinking Mimosas at the First Baptist Women's Missionary Society fund raiser!!!!

Peggy Sue: Don't be silly they where baptist Mimosas No ALCOHOL!!!
by Avicenna the Wise December 22, 2024
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Las Vegas Mimosa

To get around open container laws in Las Vegas but filling half your cup with beer and topping it off with Monster to hide the beer.
The cops were on my six so I made a Las Vegas Mimosa and scathed by undetected.
by PorkPotSticker December 3, 2025
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Vörkkäri mimosa

Special mimosa of Vöyrinkapunki. Consists of orange juice and kilju.
The night is young let's down some vörkkäri mimosas!
by Vöyrinkuningas April 21, 2024
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alaskan mimosa

When you mix draft beer with orange juice.
It was a tough day at work I could really go for an Alaskan mimosa.
by Red ,White, and Kyle October 11, 2020
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