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Lebanon

Lebanon is a small town in Marion County Kentucky. There is literally nothing to do no bowling ally no movies nothing you gotta drive 30 min just to do anything. Lebanon is full of broke ass mfs who decide instead of driving to go somewhere they sit in there living rooms and smoke or snort some methEveryone does it or knows people who do. Lebanon’s meth problem has taken over the town you will be at a restaurant eating and go in the bathroom and some fool snorting a line.
Lebanon is “big” compared to the other city’s around it which is normally a stop light and a gas station that’s claimed as a town. The rednecks and the “gangsters” are too fucked up they just call Lebanon (leb-nun) or LEB to make it sound cooler then the lame town is. campbellsville is the closest “big” city and it’s obly big Bc it has a Lowe’s and a Walmart but it’s also meth head infested
You remember that night in Lebanon?
Yeah bruh it was crazy.
by Thebichhhcameback August 6, 2018
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Lebronsexual

Extreme lovers of NBA player Lebron James who think he can do no wrong. These lovers of Lebron James consider him be the "great"

They have a serious man crush on Lebron James to the point where they would love to perform homosexual acts on him! They consider anyone who criticizes anything about Lebron a hater and they become emotionally distraught over any criticism of their man crush Lebron. They become outraged to the point that they lose all sense of logic and are unable to use reason performing illogical acts of savagery.

The likelyhood of a lebronsexual assaulting you or even murdering you is extremely high.
Lebronsexuals believe that Lebron lowering his shoulders and running defenders over with said shoulder and pushing defenders off with his weak hand as he runs defenders over on his way to the basket is classic basketball.
How many men can honestly say they are lebronsexuals
by Gillie24 June 15, 2018
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lebron jizz

The lebron jizz is when you jerk off and throw your jizz in the air using the same motion that Lebron James does before every game.
Stan made a mess when he Lebron jizzed all over his room.
by jonsjeans August 1, 2016
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leaaron

LeAaron is a tall big guy that loves basketball he also loves his friends Frankie, Bryce,and Matthew. He is also a funny, athletic, and caring guy.
That guy is very athletic he must be a LeAaron.
by Sportsgirl20 January 20, 2018
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LeBron numbers

Performing at a similar level to Lebron James, who is widely regarded as one of the greatest basketball players of all time. Often using in an eating context.
“I’m putting up lebron numbers at the all you can eat buffet

“Cmon man that’s too easy! I’m putting lebron numbers sleeping tonight”

“I put up lebron numbers at the gym”
by hate_gt May 31, 2023
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LebRon James Ass nigga

A lebron james is an adjective anytime a nigga comes out to be a flake a bitch or a sell out he is a lebron james or however many variations there are to his names for example that nigga right there he is a lebron james ass nigga
A: Yo U still coming thru?
B: Nah my g i gotta clean up the crib and take a nap
A: DAYUMM U A LEBRON JAMES ASS NIGGA
by LebronJamesAssnigga July 10, 2010
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LeBron'in

LeBron’in

Dangerously similar to Nagin’in. (See Nagin’d) This is when a grown man acts like an upset infant. Symptoms include large amounts of pouting, teeth sucking, blame casting, frowning, and crying when one doesn’t get his way. Late stages of this virus include airballing free throws, having ridiculous nicknames, not winning championships and tossing chalk in the air for attention. (Similar to a baby and his rattle) If someone you know is throwing up chalk in the air prior to a basketball game, there is nothing you can do for him, he’s gone. This is a serious condition that is extremely contagious, people close to someone that is Lebron’in should head for the hills immediately. Trust me, it’s better off if you get infected with HIV as opposed to the LeBron’in virus. Some notable people that are infected with this are Stephen A Smith, Mayor Nagin, Barrack Obama, Sean Penn and Tom Cruise.
Example #1 LeBron'in

You should have seen this guy Lebron’in at Subway yesterday. They didn’t have any honey oat bread so he stood on a table and threw chalk all over the place. When we realized that cat was LeBron’in, everybody dipped…. real quick.

Example #2

Me and Bay-wolf were at the bar last night, we saw this guy get shot down by this chick, he then blamed it on Global Warming and whaling, then threw chalk at the bouncer. Poor bastard, he was so close to the chalk/LeBron’in virus…he started blaming Bush for his beer gut.

Example# 3

I was playing ball at the Y yesterday and this dude came in with a jersey with a #1 on the back named “The King.” My man bo-vice smashed on him like 3 times, took his rock at will, stuffed him 17 times, and put him in the hospital after he crossed him crippled. He blamed his shoes right before he hit the Dr. with some chalk.
by TB2-nola June 15, 2009
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