Heavy

Stupidities that conflict with everyday life.

Example 1)
Pete: "Look at that homeless guy wearing a wool sweater, its July 18th!"

Matt: "No way! Where?! This guy's heavy."

Example 2)
Brick layer Mike: "Hey, pass me a cinder block on the plank."

Brick layer Joe: Non, my harm hurts from pelting da snow last night."

That's Heavy

by EnviroLawn July 20, 2011

heavies

Villians

We now present the heavies of the story.

by Michael Reitz August 17, 2003

Heavy

Defining a person who seems to always hold grudges against others and cannot move on from the past. Essentially heavy refers to the fact of the matter that these people are collecting baggage and building up on grudges.

Why do people act so heavy?

Or

Man is he/she ever a heavy...

by Jonnyvision October 5, 2016

Heavy

Another word for Unbelievable, something that just comes up out of the ordinary.

Jesse: I got this thick bitch pregnant dude.
Mark: That`s so heavy dude!

by Mingoka2021 November 23, 2016

Heavy

somethin' darn bad commited by anyone. incl. yourself

*rick smashes guitar*

Rick??!! that was really heavy man, my grandad made that guitar entirely out of matchsticks on his deathbed!!

by Haztionary May 25, 2005

Heavy

Something you say when you really like something

That Car Is Heavy
Your Outfit Is Heavy

by rufeelinme March 1, 2006

heavys

Usually used to refer to one's mates, minions, or grunts.

(someone who has just been beefed): I'm gonna call my heavy's down to sort this chump out.

by Christopher December 6, 2004