deez nuts

An unfunny term annoyingly used by people with low standards for humor

"Saying deez nuts is not a fucking joke and it never will." ~ I Hate Everything

by ThyMimic August 17, 2015

deez nuts

According to google earth its a orphan insane asylum and Dee's nuts is also a store IN FLORIDA

Friend 1: Do you like Imagine Dragon
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: IMAGINE DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YOUR FACE

by This is just a full on foxtrot January 12, 2022

deez nuts

A really over-used old saying thats really just not funny anymore tbh

What are you eating?
"deez nuts!!!!!"

by Breezyy July 17, 2015

deez nuts

In the marching band circut, a vulgar but effective means to get a judge's attention. Just holler it and he'll probably look your way and go, "hmm, maybe I'll watch him." Either that, or do it when someone's about to fall to divert his attention.

(band playing....big attack) DA DA DA DA!
"Deez NUTS!"
"WTF?!"

by drumline January 10, 2006

deez nuts

1 testicals
2 a way of saying mine
3 a way of teaching someone a lesson

1 she kicked me in deez nuts
2 you aint the king of deez nuts
3 a b c deez nutz and if aint get it you gonna get got

by gimpalicious May 08, 2003

deez nuts

a joking way to get somone about deez nuts

me;dang they almost jumped me today
friend;who
me;deez nuts but i cracked them

by max loving September 10, 2004

deez nuts

deez nuts !!!(^_^)

teacher:whats the answer to last nights question?
cody: deez nuts

teacher:omg *slaps forehead*

by bignutsackfandom November 11, 2020