"I wish I could stop being so guilable, but it's just because I have a big, trustin heart."
"Hey, Ass Clown, keep it down. Your stupid banter makes my big, open ears bleed."
"Hey, Ass Clown, keep it down. Your stupid banter makes my big, open ears bleed."
by Zinkster November 01, 2005
by Sara R. July 03, 2003
Someone who draws a funny face on their ass cheeks, and talks with their ass cheecks to make people laugh is the true definition of an ass clown!
"John is the funniest ass clown, he just drew a funny face on his ass cheeks and did an imitation of George Clooney."
by MasterMTG April 24, 2006
The feces that results when shame gorges itself on too much stupidity. A person who consistently disappoints in the most dramatic fashion they can manifest...in other words, at the crucial moment - he/she HAS to fuck everything up.
by hoity-toity October 30, 2008
A tribe leader with roots in middle america. Tribe leaders adorned the donkeys upon which they rode with miniskirts and bells. The leaders would be known to splash donkey milk on their faces prior to battle with neighboring tribes to the east.
by Nick "Fuckin" Cave January 31, 2004
by Kent May 06, 2003
I'm so glad that bar down the street went out of business. It was a haven for dweebs and ass-clowns.
by nyb December 22, 2007