Samoan Buttlock

An ancient technique for manipulating buns of bronze steel into an impenetrable barrier.

Why would they go after Hawaiian Brian? They'll never get any penetration with that Samoan Buttlock technique he uses.

by Nero the Literate May 24, 2018

Schrödinger’s Buttliker

Pretends they like butt and then backs out when they get called out for it.

“Wow. I can’t believe my best friend is a Schrödinger’s Buttliker.”

by jolynecujoh___ August 5, 2025