Bitch, I bought you lobster!

Men say this when their wives/significant others complain about this or that. A way of telling a woman that she doesn't appreciate all the things her partner does.

Susan: "Jesus, Jeremie! How hard is it to do the dishes every now and then?"
Jeremie: "Bitch, I bought you lobster!"

by wtfdudewhoa February 11, 2010

Bouet

The overjoyed sound a male somtimes belts out at the moment of climax. Generally following several other inane screeches and moans. This term also can be used in a social setting to mark approval, happiness, alarm, or be used as a warm greeting.

Oh.. oh.. I think I'm gonna.. eout eout eout BOUET!!!

by Jonas Wakefield February 16, 2006

Bought The Farm

Passed away. Expired. Vacated this worldly plain. Snuffed it.
Also Throw a seven

Mrs Tiggywinkle? It's PC Bobs, here. I'm afraid I have some upsetting news. Your husband was crossing the M4 and, well I'm afraid he bought the farm. Squashed flatter than a witch's tit. He was.
We scraped Him up as best we could. He's in this bucket. I shouldn't look if I were you.

by mockschmock December 14, 2006

bought a zone

Just bought an ounce of Weed

We just bought a Zone, goin to get high as hell!

by B~Money August 3, 2006

boughetto

is a girl that is boughie and ghetto

girl that weave is boughetto

by Maegen December 6, 2007

bought the shirt

when you have been in the same situation as someone before, derived from "going somewhere and buying the shirt from that place as a souviner"

"My final is worth 50% of my grade. I could fail the class tomorrow!"
"I've been there, done that, bought the shirt."

by Wallseer August 25, 2008

you should have bought a squirrel

an answer to any question in existance

If you are going to but a house full of pizza for 18 dollars, and you found another deal for 43 dollars, which deal is better?
"you should have bought a squirrel."

by heyylaurenn! March 20, 2008