The thiccest, cutest person alive. It has been scientifically proven that Michael Becker is indeed the cutest. So don't fight anyone on it.
Did you see Michael Becker he was looking like a whole shnack today
I want Michael Becker to have my children.
I want Michael Becker to have my children.
by notthecuteone2.0 November 23, 2018
Get the Michael Beckermug. The most innocent German cinnamon roll that could ever exist.
He is too precious and needs to be protected from the outside world.
He is too precious and needs to be protected from the outside world.
by Hi-i-definethingsthatidontfind January 28, 2021
Get the Dieter Becker-Wulffmug. by Zane Becker Day April 29, 2019
Get the Zane Becker Daymug. The most retarded school known to man. This school claims to be "drug free" but every other week another kid is getting kicked out for drugs. Every one in there is fake and all the girls are whores, while the guys are players. The only good thing about the school is getting out of it. But there are two chicks named Lizzi and Athena who are the coolest people you will ever meet that go there.
by Craig6969696 November 22, 2011
Get the Becker Middle Schoolmug. Catherine Kieu Becker is a California woman who allegedly cut off her husband's penis after drugging his food. She allegedly threw his penis down the garbage disposal. It can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, or adverb.
noun. Don't date THAT crazy bitch cause she looks like she could be a Catherine Kieu Becker!
verb. I'm going to Catherine Kieu Becker your lying ass!!
adjective. That bitch is Catherine Kieu Becker crazy!
adverb. I'm not in the mood honey, so you better put your little willie up, otherwise, I might go Catherine Kieu Becker on your ass!
verb. I'm going to Catherine Kieu Becker your lying ass!!
adjective. That bitch is Catherine Kieu Becker crazy!
adverb. I'm not in the mood honey, so you better put your little willie up, otherwise, I might go Catherine Kieu Becker on your ass!
by SirZDefiner July 13, 2011
Get the Catherine Kieu Beckermug. To pull a Lorena Bobbitt, but much worse. A move named after the woman who drugged her husband, tied him to a bed, cut off his penis with a 10-inch knife, threw it in the garbage disposal, and then to top it off, turned the garbage disposal on.
Guy at a bar grabs girl's butt...
GIRL: Watch it! Or I'll Catherine Kieu Becker you!
GUY: What?
GIRL: Google it, bitch!
GIRL: Watch it! Or I'll Catherine Kieu Becker you!
GUY: What?
GIRL: Google it, bitch!
by catbee July 13, 2011
Get the Catherine Kieu Beckermug. A girl from Becker who wrecks your pecker by trapping you in a relationship by getting pregnant and taking all your money.
by Fort Bacon May 4, 2006
Get the black and decker Becker pecker wreckermug.