by appello May 18, 2022
Get the Slap A Bald Head Daymug. When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
by Caia Tech July 1, 2025
Get the Bald Head Press Conferencemug. When a sick and twisted individual shaves his head and eyebrows and proceeds to give the most disgusting head to another man. This act usually ends in the receiver killing the giver.
Gordon - Yo why that dude look like that lmao
Rick - That’s a Bald Head Jason. He standing outside that Bear bar.
Rick - That’s a Bald Head Jason. He standing outside that Bear bar.
by G6Saitin July 10, 2022
Get the Bald Head Jasonmug. 1. Slang, noun;
Any variation of the male penis, erect or otherwise.
2. Slang, adjective;
Used to describe the drunk uncle that crashes Christmas dinner and is usually the only one still smiling at the end of the evening.
Any variation of the male penis, erect or otherwise.
2. Slang, adjective;
Used to describe the drunk uncle that crashes Christmas dinner and is usually the only one still smiling at the end of the evening.
Ex. 1.
The cheerleader's eyes widened when she gazed upon the Varsity Quarterback's bald headed giggle stick in the back seat of his father's Oldsmobile.
Ex. 2.
That bald headed giggle stick, Uncle Eddie, drank all the egg nog!
The cheerleader's eyes widened when she gazed upon the Varsity Quarterback's bald headed giggle stick in the back seat of his father's Oldsmobile.
Ex. 2.
That bald headed giggle stick, Uncle Eddie, drank all the egg nog!
by LeeWay1974 December 5, 2019
Get the Bald Headed Giggle Stickmug. -Ayo that man got bald head strength you see how he head butted him
-Look at that bald ass head I just know he got that bald head strength
-Look at that bald ass head I just know he got that bald head strength
by Goatstatus February 14, 2022
Get the bald head strengthmug. A father who has spoiled and raised his daughter so well that her standards are considered high. Best example of this was Hilary and Ashley Banks from Fresh Prince
by Kharmin April 21, 2023
Get the Bald Headed Daddymug. by Cheeko23 April 7, 2011
Get the Bald Head Scootmug.