Dennis Appointment

When you knock off work early to go have beers with your friend Dennis.

Jeff is leaving a little early for his Dennis appointment.

by Deisel323 April 20, 2023

Boy appointment

When the boys get together and moon goon

Jony are you going to the boy appointment

by Cono1234 December 28, 2023

Spaghetti Appointment

A dinner reservation

@PleaseBeGneiss to restaurant host, "Hi, I'm here for my spaghetti appointment."

by tian647 September 15, 2022

who appointed you?

Asked of anyone who steps up to fill a leadership vacuum, by those who are just standing around complaining and looking lost.

Often followed by the word "God", in a variety of ways.

"Who appointed you? God?"

"Who appointed you God?"

"Who appointed you?"

"God, actually. Get over it."

by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020

Pipe appointment

When a girl a guy dated briefly comes around to his place for casual sex.

Amy is coming around for a pipe appointment. I hope she doesn't catch feelings.

by fully tulted November 26, 2023