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Refers to da naively-accepting "separate and equal" belief of both members of a couple dat da third person who has smilingly approached them and gleefully collared them in a huge mutual squeezy arms-around is known to da other member of said couple; i.e., da guy assumes dat da lady is a friend of this other guy who is hugging them, or da lady assumes dat her guy knows da other chick who is feeling a;; warm 'n' snuggly dat day.
If you're "feeling all huggy-lovey-dovey" at a certain time and thus are wanting to just randomly employ yer "Don Juan maneuver" on cute couples whom you meet on da street or in da park, you may indeed be permitted to do so even if you aren't already acquainted wif either of the people in da couples, since in many cases da two "Romeo-routine" recipients will both likely just form da group-hug acquaintance-assumption --- i.e., each bowled-over-wif-humungous-cuddles person in da couple will just figger dat da other person already knows you from past encounters, when in fact you are just indiscriminately "harvesting a snuggle" from random folks.
by QuacksO February 21, 2020
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An excuse for being a friendless loser.
Guy 1: Why don’t you ever hang out with anyone?
Guy 2: Oh, I have mid level acquaintance deficiency
by White Ice Cube January 27, 2023
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when an individual (generally a straight male) has a critically large lack of female acquaintances. these individuals are usually called out when they do something unintelligent.
Bob: Did u know that Jeff peed in the pool???

Bob-2: He must have a severe lack of female acquaintances.

Bob: fr...
mugGet the severe lack of female acquaintancesmug.
A phrase used to demote a terrible friend to acquaintance status .
After watching her bff hitting on her boyfriend she told her friend:
Pleased to make you an acquaintance
And walked off without looking back.
by mlhiss May 31, 2020
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acquaintance

A person you slightly know about, but they aren’t your closest best friend or a stranger you know absolutely nothing about.
For example, you may know the old man at the grocery store you go to often is named Bob and he shows up the same days as you, and you guys say hello to each other time to time, but you guys aren’t best friends or strangers. That would be an example of an acquaintance.
by Enter A Name Here February 24, 2024
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Distant-acquaintance

A distant acquaintance is someone who you wish to fuck the ever-living shit out of on a regular basis and who one day you will want to marry.
I heard Helayna wants Arius to be her distant-acquaintance
by BilBiowero454432tonk February 11, 2023
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elevator acquaintance

People you regularly meet in an elevator at your school or workplace, and nod/smile awkwardly, but don't know their names, or anything else.
My friend wants to invite her elevator acquaintance to her wedding, but doesn't know his name.
by pWarriorKid February 20, 2025
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