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Fort Yukon

How do I even begin to describe it …

Fort Yukon is a small village couple miles above the Arctic circle . The small village is home to the gwichin Athabaskan’s ,and also the community of shit ass rez kids who pick up habits from they’re parents making they’re kids become just as inconsiderate and miserable as them . Also home to the winos, tweakers , rez dogs , deadly aunties who deal with abusive so called “men”. This small town will slowly find its way to the little happiness you hold onto so tightly and smother it with it’s misery/ gossip, and drive you completely crazy to the core . This is the kind of place you visit when you want to go on a life long bender, get pregnant, hooked on drugs, a job bc u have a certain last name , but never a place to come visit to have a “life” . Which most people don’t have here anyway , sure some have a job but everyone talks mad shit about eachother and smile in your face the next day ,bc they have nothing interesting going for them in the real world which they think revolves around them … NEWS FLASH ! It doesn’t :)
Niece : I’m going up to Fort Yukon, to visit my cousin !

Deadly uncle : ho’h careful my niece! Don’t get stuck in the toxicity, or worse… pregnant!
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Yukon Shower

When you sneeze on a bald person's head thus, showering them in a fine mist of snot.
Thanks for the Yukon Shower, you asshole
by Partydude17 May 6, 2022
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Yukon

When you reply to a message in your head but forget to actually respond
Random person : yo bro why’d you ignore my message

Other random person : OH NO I must’ve yukoned you bro
by Cheesebags January 21, 2021
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Yukon Crazy

A slang used by people that have been to the Yukon Territory in Canada. This hints to the giant swarms of insects, (mainly mosquitos) that crowd around someone and drive that person to a point of unliteral "insanity". The victim usually runs away or screams, showing how harshly the bugs have affected this person.
"Ahh! These bugs are driving me insane!"
"I think you're going Yukon Crazy"
by just.trying.to.help January 2, 2022
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