Westlake Syndrome

Often a condition associated with Westlakers. Commonly involves the gradual deterioration of the ability to socially interact with the opposite sex.

Katie, John and Henry arrive at a party.
Katie: "Hi,John!"
*John faints*
Henry: "Don't worry about him, just a case of Westlake Syndrome"

by blobobobobob August 28, 2016

Eating a westlake stadium hotdog

When a bald man takes a westlake band director under the bleachers and fellates him during halftime.

Dude, Nigel got caught eating a westlake stadium hotdog… people are getting fired

by Notexactlystable October 6, 2022

Westlaked

Getting fucked in the ass by Greg Westlake at his shitty Pittsburgh town house - knowhatimsayin

She got Westlaked on her way to the Steeler playoff game.

by PghDude May 10, 2025