tree trimming party

A civilized and fancy cocktail party held somewhere around christmas time, where you only invite your favorite friends. Guests are expected to bring a tree ornament to hang on your christmas tree. If a guest was fortunate enough to have been invited last year, he or she is only expected to hang their existing ornament.
Tree trimming party hosts are rumoured to provide their guests with fine wines and spirits, delicious food and lavish special treats with gold trimmings.

"- Hey Peter, do you remember hanging your ornament at Nick and Sarah's tree trimming party last year?
- Yeah! I brought them a gay pride flag ornament! And then Nick showered me with lavish special treats with gold trimmings!
- Wow! Awesome! Can't wait for this year's!
- Are you sure you're invited?"

"- Hey, are you going to Nick and Sarah's christmas party?
- Dude, it's a tree trimming party."

by Claus and Blitzen November 30, 2013

burning tree's

Smoking some weed/herb/Cannabis.

We out here smoking fatties and burning tree's.

by JRooster June 27, 2016

The Dead Tree

A form of dance used to show that you and/or your friends are having more than just a good time. To perform the dance, all one needs to do is simply put their arms infront of them (kind of like a zombie) and put your head down. Then kind of bob up and down and there you have it. Simple, yet amazing.

Example One:

Joe: Look at Ford on the stage! ...What is he doing?
Peter: Why, that's The Dead Tree! Ford must be having a great time.

Example Two:

Jimbo: Dude, I love this song!
Wallace: DO THE DEAD TREE!!!

by A Stinky Black July 6, 2011

jizz tree

A jizz tree is the term for the Bradford Pear tree (Pyrus calleryana) whose flowers emit a smell like semen.

Comedian Bob Kelly once puked when smelled his mic screen after it was smeared with flowers from jizz tree.

by Watsonia February 21, 2014

Make like a tree

to leave. A pun on the word leaf . make like a tree- trees make leafs.

Biff- You should make like a tree and get out of here.
John- Its make like a tree and leave. youre spoiling the joke!

by SwaPra April 1, 2017

ugly tree

The species of flora from which ugly people come

Look at that whore she musta fell out of the ugly tree, hit every branch and twig on the way down, smacked her head on the ugly rocks, got mauled by the ugly bear, dragged through the ugly forest, tossed in the ugly river and floated out towards the ugly sea

by Dirge May 28, 2004

[teele]

a thing of beauty.
someone who adds a sparkle to even your worst day!
as tasty as a pack of minstrels!!:o)

i was having the worst day, but then i meet teele.

by galaxy5656565 February 5, 2009