Monocle

1. The act of smacking someone in the eye with your penis

2. Mushroom stamping strictly in the eye

Yo fam you know ole girl ? Well last night I gave that chick a monocle

by MrDoubleDuece May 8, 2020

Shit-Smeared Monocle

Noun: The opposite of rose tinted glasses.

When you're in a bad mood and everything annoys you, you're viewing the world through a shit-smeared monocle.

by Acoustic Dinosaur February 2, 2022