Funking

1. Making things your way.
2. Stank up.
3. Dancing in a cool, funky, retarded, or unique way.

Oh yeah, funkin' counts to.

1. Mario Bros. is interesting. Once I make up a funking story about them and post it on whatever site accepts it, everybody will be addicted to it!
2. When Zelda dropped an nuclear silent but deadly fart, Link smelled it and said " You are funking up our heaven baby!"
3. Funky Kong was dancing on the dance floor. "Damn! this man if funkin' up the dance floor!" Yelled Daisy.

by Boorish Urban Chief April 18, 2013

funk

a person who thinks they are a punk but they are not. (fake + punk = funk)

"that chick dresses in black and listens to good charlotte, she is a funk"

by mike_mckegger August 6, 2006

funk

more than fun...somewhere between fun and amazing

"Dude did you go to that party last night?"
"Yeah it was super funk"

by shsrebelbabe15 June 8, 2007

Funk

When a man's wife gives him anal, while one male friend provides a blow job and another male friend feeds him a hamburger. This is generally accomplished while the receiving male (called A FUNK) is standing, to make room for both his wife to come from behind with her strap on and one male friend to be on his needs giving head in front. The friend feeding the hamburger can be anywhere.

My wife is always hanging out with her gay friends. They try to convert me but Im straight. They said I should try a funk, itll turn me. It was a little painful at first, but the feeling of the blow job and the tasty burger took my mind off the gaping hole my ass was becoming.

by funcksoubrother December 6, 2013

Funk

What high school wrestlers call any infection that they have received through wrestling itself.

"Aw, man, you got some funk, huh? What is it this time?"
"I got staff, man. It hurts like crazy!"

by Snowdens May 29, 2007

funk

a greasy, gross, smelly, and/or slutty bitch. super raunch. has STDs. usually annoying. "funky" aroma. almost always flaunts their funk as if they're proub to be.

that bitch looks like a funk

by de-funker69 March 25, 2010

funk

An incorporal entity of undeniable contemporary cool, typically sought after by the bored or uncomfortable. Makes any social situation less awkward, and always comes with music.

This is lame. Where the funk at?

by Robert Paulson July 16, 2008