street surgeon

Another name for a road worker.

"Hey, why aren't you taking 5th ave?"
"Street surgeons are performing an operation there, traffic is going to be backed up all the way to midtown."

by Toomanygs December 1, 2021

Cum Surgeon

A person who fucks up with finesse.

Hats off to the cum surgeon. He messes up better than any of us!

by Slowly_Gone November 14, 2025