St.Mary Catholic Elementry School is were everyones a pussy and snitches, the princibles are shit and the school acts rich but is acc poor AF, they steal the money and realry give back to the kids. the teacher are too hard on these kids and the kids act like animals (mostly)
by easybaker0029 March 7, 2023

a school in bishops stortford that is catholic. mr neves is the current head. mr celano was the old head. mr celano is italian ofc. music department is so underfunded i will die. best music teacher is going on maternity leave. we have two flute players and 99% of the school are homophobes. there is a gay teacher there too he is my RE teacher lmao.
by gaypanic4lottie October 30, 2022

december 1st is the official day of Mr. St. Mary, and on this day, those named St. Mary should be brought a har of honey
Person A: "dude did you bring the honey jar?"
Person B: "No dude why?"
Person A: "because today is national St. Mary day!"
Person B: "No dude why?"
Person A: "because today is national St. Mary day!"
by ItadoriChair November 30, 2023

When your penis is large enough to be tucked under your balls thus looking like your penis is holding your balls in a basket
Shane: Hey look at my penis it totally makes a St. Mary's Cradle .
Thomas: Put it away you fool, there are women here!
Thomas: Put it away you fool, there are women here!
by Crazy fish May 5, 2014

by Greg Heffley the real one March 8, 2022

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows
It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows
It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all
kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum
by mumstealingyalist May 5, 2022

by Amber_The_Great October 27, 2019
