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Cjo siwa

lickin toes, wakin up in the mornin, gane baning, and keeping it rigid are just a few of the things cjo siwa does best. He’ll melt your heart, but he’s not gay. “Dipping sauce
Hey you like suckin toes?
Nah dude I’m no cjo siwa
by E-Thong dippin 24 September 18, 2018
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JoJo Siwa

That one girl who wears so much bows on her hair to the point where her hairline doesn't exist. Recently, she tried becoming emo with her new song "Karma" but everyone made fun of it. "Thy shall not lie" this ain't the bible, girl.

All she did was twerk in front of her children audience and sell rainbow gay bows with glitter in walmart to the point where they sold out and caused riots along with crying little kids. "NO MOOMMY I WANT THE PURPLE ONE"

"MOM CAN WE GET THE JOJO SIWA ASBESTOS KIT" "WAAAA I WANTED THE GLITTERRR"

Besides making parents' life harder, she also talks like a chatty brat. "HOYEBERYUNISJOJOANIMDOINAVIDIO"

She defends pedophiles and groomers while also doing a segment called "JoJo's Juice" where all she does is talk about stuff and garner billions of views just by making those uncreative videos.

She also made a TV series called (believe it or not) "The JoJo and Bow-Bow Show-Show". It got a 2.8/10 on its own IMDb page, how embarrassing.

She made collab videos with Jake Paul (who filmed a dead body in one of his videos) and his beloved itty-bitty cute son, Tydus. She uses him for views and money making her a child-exploiting youtuber.
Someone: Do you know that one girl who talks like a chipmunk in her videos?

Me: Yes! It was JoJo Siwa!
by poodictionairy April 8, 2024
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Jojo Siwa

Jojo Siwa is the girl from dance moms who will dethrone Ellen Degeneres and become our new gay icon.
by Coolhatterforyou January 30, 2021
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Jojo Siwa Phase

The Jojo Siwa Phase is when a little girl (usually the age of 5 to 7) decides to be a dumbass and act like jojo siwa.
Katie: My little sister is going through the Jojo Siwa Phase.

Marley: So?

Katie: She thinks she is jojo and gets the same clothes as her and sings like a pisshead.

Marley: wtf

Also Aiden, Fuck you too.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 2, 2022
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Bald Jojo Siwa

Bald Jojo Siwa is the rightful original version of 'Jojo Siwa' who is a split of off Bald Jojo Siwa, she is a demigod messiah
I love Bald Jojo Siwa she is and always has been the best, Blessed Balda
by Offical_Balda February 24, 2025
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Jo Jo siwa

Jo Jo siwa is a baddie who writes sogs and has a youtube channel SHE ALSO SPEAKS WAY TO FAST

"hi are you jo jo siwa i am a big fan"

JoJo siwa: "JKSDHFHFKDHDFDGHSKYHUSGDUKSHFGHSHJFHGKFGKHFSHJDSFJH"
"huh"
"do you like jo jo siwa"
"OMG NOOO SHE HAS TURNED IN TO A WIRED BRATTY GIRL I MISS BOOMARAG"
by Jo Jo siwa 12345678910 April 15, 2024
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Siwa Seize

When someone dances so atrociously that it looks like they're having a seizure. This references Jojo Siwa, who dances like she put hot sauce on her vagina.
Dude, stop, you're embarrassing me. Your doing the Siwa Seize.
by Tom Cruise Dawg May 31, 2024
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