to shoot and scoot

a) to quickly install your missile/anti-aircraft/anti-tank launchers, fire into enemy territory, and then, just as quickly, remove your rocket launcher, way before the enemy has a chance to retaliate.

b) to shoot your load inside your girlfriend and then suddenly dump her when you find out she is carrying a bun in the oven, simply not pay child support.

c) get your mistress pregnant, then dump her, but still pay child support, and continue living with your wife

if you are going to shoot and scoot, do not underestimate your opponent, especially definition b), when your girlfriend can actually take you to court for child support or simply do you what Lorenna Bobbit did to her husband

by Sexydimma November 23, 2014

shoot that shit to the sky

a common phrase meaning 'to fuck up really badly,' that can be added to any action.

Tonight at the bar Dave's gonna shoot that shit to the sky.

by thed007 December 1, 2006

Shoot the Sheriff

Jizzing all over a girls face, while listening to the smooth reggae riddums of bob Marley

that girl you took home last night looked pretty freaky, did you shoot the sheriff ?

Yeaaa Boii!

Nice

by samgoody July 9, 2009

shoot and scoot

To shoot your load into a girl and then leave suddenly, never to talk to the girl again.

I was pretty horny last night, so I hooked up with some ugly chick from the bar. It was a total shoot and scoot.

by Joe Smith Johnson February 20, 2008

shoot the shit

- Phrase. To engage in a useless activity, usually conversation without any emotional or instructorial value.

Philosophers can shoot the shit better than anybody.

by Hobgoblin88 April 18, 2009

Shoot the Shit

To just hang out and bull shit about random stuff.

Paul:Hey man you wanna go to the mall
Mike:Nah man, let's just go skate and shoot the shit.

by Jew March 29, 2004

shoot the squirrel

to look up the dress of a female in order to see her genetalia

Cindy Lou was wearing a mini-skirt, so I was able to shoot the squirrel

by badge531 December 17, 2008