The act of holding on your piss to your limit and then proceed to edge yourself to be able to release a wonderful mixture of piss and semen inside of your bros asshole. You then let it ferment for a few minutes and now you can cook and eat it.
by Grigni August 16, 2024
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by Trussetyv February 23, 2024
Get the Scrambled Eggs mug.A sexual act where an egg is cracked and poured into one of partners mouth, it is then scrambled and mixed by the other partners penis.
One of the partners must have a Penis.
One of the partners must have a Penis.
by MamaPhuker October 16, 2025
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I went into the chaplain's office to run clerical on my GangStalk MurderKill GasLIGHT Obsecration OrDERs, and the cleric was, like, "Welcome to GoodBurger, Home of the GoodBurger. Can I take your order...?" And I was, all, "I need one GoodBurger, hold the greasy-ass, sleazy-ass, cheesy-ass, square-ass, Wish.com-ass, big-forehead-ass, bad-whopper-ass, dumbass cheeseburgers. Do you need to check my security clearance level? How about Medium-Rare, With a Side of Grilled Asparagus Spears and a Baked Sweet Potato? I'll also have a giant tub of spaget, a grilled gruyere cheese sandwich, and, literally, fucking ANYTHING BUT SCRAMBLED EGGS!" And the cleric was, like, "Sounds like you're privy to some classified shit. So The Fuck OrDERED; So Mote It The Fuck Be. A Fucker Men. Praise The Lord God Almighty."
by Medicine Owl March 2, 2023
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by Trussetyv February 23, 2024
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by senorbeto January 11, 2026
Get the Puerto Rican Scrambled Eggs mug.The act of taking a bong rip, and before blowing it out, the individual hits a balloon with two nitrous whippits cracked into it.
The term was invented immediately following the come down of the nitrous by the pioneer who did it.
The 'Egg Scrambler' obviously refers to what happens to your brain after doing this moronic activity.
The term was invented immediately following the come down of the nitrous by the pioneer who did it.
The 'Egg Scrambler' obviously refers to what happens to your brain after doing this moronic activity.
"Bill, I'm really craving some scrambled eggs. Could you find the egg scrambler and make me some?"
"Sure thing, honey. Take a hit off this bong and suck on this balloon. Maybe it will make you less retarded."
"Sure thing, honey. Take a hit off this bong and suck on this balloon. Maybe it will make you less retarded."
by GBE064OTF February 1, 2014
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