habitualy used as a derogatory term, often used as a comeback to the more popular synonym to rectal sombrero, ass hat
the word is said to have originated in
late spring 2005 in southern canada.
synonyms include: ass hat, and bum bum fedora
the word is said to have originated in
late spring 2005 in southern canada.
synonyms include: ass hat, and bum bum fedora
by adorkable_ness July 12, 2005
by dlc90 October 23, 2009
Quite possibly the worst beverage in the world. Drink about an inch from the top of a pint of Guinness, then tip a shot of Tequila into the pint. Down it in one.
by uBuToaster October 13, 2008
Someone sits on the unsuspecting victim's head and farts and then masturbates.
This can be more enjoyable for a man rather than a woman due to the jizz explosion which can be aimed at the speed of light
This can be more enjoyable for a man rather than a woman due to the jizz explosion which can be aimed at the speed of light
John T - Can i sit on your head?
Lauren - What are you doing to do..
John T - Its a suprise
Lauren - Okay aslong as you are nice
20 MINS LATER
Lauren - You jizzed all over my face and farted on my head and all you can say is ive had better!
John T - YOU BE NO MEXICAN SOMBRERO!!!!!!
Lauren - What are you doing to do..
John T - Its a suprise
Lauren - Okay aslong as you are nice
20 MINS LATER
Lauren - You jizzed all over my face and farted on my head and all you can say is ive had better!
John T - YOU BE NO MEXICAN SOMBRERO!!!!!!
by The Dark Side 69 February 04, 2009
Sombrero Rex is a stuffed T-Rex with a mini sombrero on his head. He is the leader of the holy roman empire and will destroy and heretic he sees, he’s also an epic gamer
by thunderpacito September 28, 2019
Originally coined to describe an impressive dribbling trick performed by the Brazilian soccer star Neymar in an international match against Peru, the term "double sombrero" is now used to describe a sex act wherein a sombrero-style hat has two holes cut into the center part of the hat (the part that sits on top of the head, NOT the rim of the hat) on opposite sides before being turned upside down and filled with raw meat, at which point two individuals simultaneously make love to the opposing meat-holes until completion. The individuals participating in the act are known as "sombrereros" or "salseros del sombrero", the ejaculate of the first individual to ejaculate is known as the "salsa primera", and the ejaculate of the second sombrerero is known as the "salsa ultima" or "salsa segunda".
Did you see that game against Peru? Neymar's double sombrero was the greatest move I've ever seen!
OR
I told my followers I'd Periscope a double sombrero tonight but I can't find a second sombrerero...are you in?
OR
I told my followers I'd Periscope a double sombrero tonight but I can't find a second sombrerero...are you in?
by bigchicago April 08, 2016
Watch out for that new female boss. So she not offended lets give her an asshat and call it a donkey sombrero.
by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010