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rectal sombrero

habitualy used as a derogatory term, often used as a comeback to the more popular synonym to rectal sombrero, ass hat

the word is said to have originated in

late spring 2005 in southern canada.

synonyms include: ass hat, and bum bum fedora
ME: *falls off chair*
PERSON 1: ass hat.
ME: RECTAL SOMBRERO!! oooh, burn...
by adorkable_ness July 29, 2005
mugGet the rectal sombreromug.

Italian Sombrero

The poop ring left on your head after putting your head in the ass of a Italian.
I got a Italian Sombrero from your mom last night
by dlc90 October 23, 2009
mugGet the Italian Sombreromug.

Dublin sombrero

Quite possibly the worst beverage in the world. Drink about an inch from the top of a pint of Guinness, then tip a shot of Tequila into the pint. Down it in one.
I was nearly sick after having a Dublin sombrero.
by uBuToaster January 23, 2009
mugGet the Dublin sombreromug.

Mexican Sombrero

Someone sits on the unsuspecting victim's head and farts and then masturbates.
This can be more enjoyable for a man rather than a woman due to the jizz explosion which can be aimed at the speed of light
John T - Can i sit on your head?
Lauren - What are you doing to do..
John T - Its a suprise
Lauren - Okay aslong as you are nice

20 MINS LATER

Lauren - You jizzed all over my face and farted on my head and all you can say is ive had better!
John T - YOU BE NO MEXICAN SOMBRERO!!!!!!
by The Dark Side 69 February 4, 2009
mugGet the Mexican Sombreromug.

SOUR SOMBRERO

When your having sex with a girl on CINCO DE MAYO, and she asks you to cum In her hat...and you do...But you through it in the corner and frget about it....few days later the ( Sour SOMBRERO) ...!!!
Man she told me to give her a SOUR SOMBRERO...but she didn't have a hat....I did it anyway...also known as the crown o cream....
by Sick Em D August 24, 2022
mugGet the SOUR SOMBREROmug.

Soggy Sombrero

A pick-me-up coffee made of a shot of espresso with a ratio favoring steamed milk to foam. It’s a wet cappuccino. It’s another name for a wet cappuccino that confuses a barista. It errors a barista out.
Barista: “Hi, what coffee would you like?”

You: “A Soggy Sombrero.”
Barista: “...”
You: “...”
Barista: “...Hi, what kind of coffee would you like?”

You: “A wet cappuccino.”
by MyPseudonymitz March 15, 2021
mugGet the Soggy Sombreromug.

Swedish Sombrero

Dropping fecal matter on a persons head, then immediately putting a hat on their head.
Boylestones totally gave that the chick a Swedish Sombrero last night
by Boyledstones November 29, 2011
mugGet the Swedish Sombreromug.

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