Porcupine Penis

When a guys penis is completely surrounded by his pubic hair that you can barely see his penis.

Yo my sister's boyfriend has a Porcupine Penis. Walked in on them banging and I couldn't even see his tip...

by DaddieDoWerk October 12, 2015

Dick Porcupine

A promiscuous female or male homosexual who has partaken in a high volume of penile penetration.

If that chick had as many dicks sticking out of her as shes had in her she'd be a dick porcupine.

by Fireman Dan February 24, 2020

Porcupine Pussy

When the pubic hair on the vagina is prickly and porcupine like.

barney: i think she hasnt shaved for like 5 days. it was prickly and rough
ian: she got dat porcupine pussy

by lordanasu June 05, 2014

angry porcupine

When a guy shaves his pubes, waits a few days, has a girl shave her pubes, then grudge fucks her.

Dude, I have Sharon the old Angry Porcupine last night.

by Bacon66 January 11, 2016

Porcupine pussy

When something is so sticky, I.E. a gooie nugget of weed, it is known to be sticky as a procupine's pussy.

"Man this buds sticky," "yeah like a porcupine pussy"

by Garp7son July 27, 2010

blue porcupines

porcupines that are blue

Hey, look - blue porcupines!

by PorQPine Luver May 14, 2008

Porcupine Pie

A song by Niel Diamond, most probably containting the words "pie" and "porcupine" in a whimsical fashion. Rather catchy and leaves you craving the tastey flavour of porcupine pie.

Porcupine pie! Porcupine pie!
I'm hungry...

by Dild00000 April 17, 2011