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Bajocas Pocas

It's when you rub your dick in shit, stick cactus needles into it, and then you rape an albino while wearing a necklace made of midget testicles and turkey dicks in front of your grandma. Then you fart and die. Also Jake the Snake is there.
After Dave got aids he totally bajocas pocased that bitch.
by Semen Steve January 4, 2011
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Pocatello

A thriving mormon community in southeast Idaho, home to Idaho State University, a variety of crazy meth addicts, rich mormons, lots of Indians, and hip young college kids. Despite how it may look from the outside, Pocatello houses a growing hipster counter culture. From the ones who hang out at local coffee shops and cruise Pocatello's countless thrift stores (notably the Youth Ranch and the DI), to the ones who hop off at the train station and camp in the area during the summer, Pocatello's got all the witty artistic classiness you need. Most of these individuals are working on some sort of music or art degree at ISU while paying cheap rent for a trashy apartment and working a job that sounds cool but actually sucks. Hipsters like living in Pocatello because of the ironic clash that their growing presence has against the prominent LDS community. Pocatello has six coffee places, mostly locally owned, which is pretty cool. The only thing that sucks about them is that the only reason they're still open is because the hipster kids of Pocatello like to hang out in cool places no one has heard of. If you're deemed "cool" enough, you will be welcomed to the nightly college parties that occur over the summer, or perhaps asked on a date to an artsy community event. All the coolest people like to go to the small shows around town--from local acoustic music to even cooler sounding new music from Portland, most of which you wouldn't have heard of.
1.
Me: So you're from Pocatello. Do you go to ISU?

Hipster girl: Yes, I'm a photojournalism major. I used to be an Arts major but I changed my mind. I shoot photos for my friend's undiscovered acting agency in Boise.

Me: Wow that's super cool that you choose cool irregular paths of life. It really illuminates the ironic contrast of what kids our age normally do after high school.

2.
Boss: So are you a member?
Me: A member? ...of what?
Boss: (scoff) The Church!?!
Me: ...

3.
Me: So you're a member, right?
Hot Mormon Girl: Yeah of course! You?
Me: Um, not really...the missionaries invited me though.
Hot Mormon Girl: It was nice meeting you.
by aenema22 August 23, 2010
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Popalonka

When a person pops shit out of a girls or guys if you swing that ways ass.
Mike popalonka'd shayne.
by Mike Nevis March 24, 2007
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King Popalop

A proper name given to a man who continuously betrays the trust of his significant other, and excels at it. King Popalop not only looks to cheat, he makes cheating an art, leading others to ask: "Does he know how to do anything besides cheat on his wife/girlfriend?"
Setting - a bar

Bob: Where did Bill go?
Fred: I don't know he was just talking to some girl by the bar.
Bob: I wonder where he is. I'll call his cell phone.

Bill's cell phone: Ring. Ring.

Bill: Yo Bob, whats goos?
Bob: You tell me whats goos. Where you at?
Bill: In this girl's crib right now, with eleven of her girlfriends.
Bob: Yo you are King Popalop right now!
by Fact February 12, 2004
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Full Pocahontas

A shaming that involves an Indian marker facial, antiquing with baby powder, and a bare ass to the face.
Scotty passed out after the Around the World party so Speakerbot decided to give him a Full Pocahontas
by Speakerbot July 28, 2010
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Pocari Sweat

A drink originated from Japan. Very sweet but also weird in taste. Not for everyone.

Most english comments on how could anyone with their right mind can drink something call "sweat".
That wapanese just finished his fifth can of Pocari Sweat! Jesus!
by thelastguardian December 7, 2003
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Pocari

She is a sweet piece of Pocari. I would hit that Pocari twice. I heard you got some sloppy seconds on the Pocari.
by japanesepoontanglover February 22, 2010
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