Latin Escort

The act of inserting a tube into an unconscious person's anus and putting a hot pepper through the tube, leaving the pepper to break down in their rectum and cause an immense amount of pain.

I gave Gary a Latin Escort at the stag party last night. He's now in the hospital.

by JoeySalads May 26, 2016

Escort Rita

A lány akit arra használsz, hogy csaj is legyen a társaságban nrm a legszebb, de azert megbasznád

Escort Rita nem jófej vagy különleges de legalább lány

by Idkhimbidkhim September 16, 2020

Indentured Escort

A married woman who forgoes sexual intimacy with her spouse for no particular reason, although both parties are somehow satisfied with the arrangement

Used by those on the outside looking in as a way to poke fun at such a bizarre state of affairs

Kevin: "I know Woodrow is married and all, but he's always come across as a virgin to me."

Tanner: "Oh, I'll bet my left nut's tumor he is. His wife's practically an indentured escort."

Kevin: "Yeah. What better way to consummate the marriage than to remain celibate indefinitely, am I right?"

by Testostices McSourpenis March 11, 2023