Nikolai is a young handsome Russian man who’s either 6 feet tall or is a midget. He is an absolute unit regardless of his height. He has a special charm which acts as an incense to girls though he never shows any affection towards them. He is a fun person who does crazy things.
Walmart Manager: Hey you! We have received multiple complaints of Koolaid Packets missing from Lucnhables. I demand an answer now!
Walmart Worker: Sir, a man named Nikolai has been identified with out cameras. It seems he had stole all of them and snorted them on Sunday night. He has passed out and will most likely be charged with theft. He is in the hospital right now.
Walmart Manager: …
Walmart Worker: Sir, a man named Nikolai has been identified with out cameras. It seems he had stole all of them and snorted them on Sunday night. He has passed out and will most likely be charged with theft. He is in the hospital right now.
Walmart Manager: …
by Niko chan!!! November 19, 2021
Get the Nikolaimug. An overly-prpoective cousin. He takes care of your business, makes your wish of "living the American dream" come true and he would even kill for you. But he isn't very gentle when it comes to driving. And he also isn't the best company to have when you want to go bowling. Don't even bother calling him. You don't want to piss him off.
"Hey Niko! It's your Cousin, let's go bowli-" Nikolai slams his phone through the window of his stolen car and drives into a crowd of people staring at a homeless person yelling at a Cluckin Bell Number 9 large bag.
by MyNameJeffDotMP3 December 27, 2017
Get the Nikolaimug. by ORTEN December 14, 2016
Get the Nikolaimug. by ya_boi_bob February 11, 2023
Get the Tim Nikolai Banal Yaomug. All the girls love him as he is such a hot dude. When you see him, date him, if he walks away, FOLLOW HIM, girls from all around the place are looking for a guy like
by Passwordandusername June 6, 2022
Get the Nikolaimug. Nikolay Ivanov is the biggest blanker of all time, he blanked his fucking leg while playing footbal and he is the biggest gypsy. And he has the smallest dick possible. Don't be like him.
by Nikolay Ivanov's mother November 23, 2021
Get the Nikolay Ivanovmug. He has always been in love with the Gowani family. His love of his live is Trishla Gowani. He doesn't have any friends but tries to get some.
You do not want be like Nikolai Kundanmal
by Hjgdbjdd September 24, 2022
Get the nikolaimug.