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national ask your girl for sex day 

This day is for all the men who want to loose your v-card. Go and get yo girl and make sure u do it raw, but be careful. You don’t wanna be like your dad who left!
Me: Hey babe, you know what day it is today?

Her: No it’s October 21

Me: It’s time to go demon mode babe cuz it’s national ask your girl for sex day🥱😈

national josh has sex with chloe day 

no matter what josh has to have sex with chloe on the 10th of november
guy a: hey, its "national josh has sex with chloe day".
josh: FUCK!

National have sex with your ex day 

National have sex with your ex is on March 23 where you get to having sex to celebrate March 23 and just have a great time by just fucking.
Oh yes it’s National have sex with your ex day, March 23 , time to text that big booty bitch ;)

NATIONAL ALLY HAS SEX WITH DYLAN DAY 

On november 22, ally is obligated to have sex with dylan!
Dylan: Hey ally wanna have sex?

Ally: yes but only because its national ally has sex with dylan day.

National Have Sex With Your Friend Day 

A day where you can ask your friend for sex (and they might say yes).
You:Hey let's have sex,today's national have sex with your friend day.

Friend:Sure

National have sex with your boyfriend day 

December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)
"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"