National No Homo Sex Day

On November 22, you get to fuck whoever you want!

Damn, it’s National No Homo Sex Day! I can’t wait to fuck the shit out of my male best friend!!

by Thats_A_Username November 22, 2023

national ask your girl for sex day

This day is for all the men who want to loose your v-card. Go and get yo girl and make sure u do it raw, but be careful. You don’t wanna be like your dad who left!

Me: Hey babe, you know what day it is today?

Her: No it’s October 21

Me: It’s time to go demon mode babe cuz it’s national ask your girl for sex day🥱😈

by skullcrusher2000 October 10, 2021

national josh has sex with chloe day

no matter what josh has to have sex with chloe on the 10th of november

guy a: hey, its "national josh has sex with chloe day".
josh: FUCK!

by JoshIsGayLmao November 6, 2021

National have sex with your ex day

National have sex with your ex is on March 23 where you get to having sex to celebrate March 23 and just have a great time by just fucking.

Oh yes it’s National have sex with your ex day, March 23 , time to text that big booty bitch ;)

by National fuck your ex March 23, 2021

NATIONAL ALLY HAS SEX WITH DYLAN DAY

On november 22, ally is obligated to have sex with dylan!

Dylan: Hey ally wanna have sex?

Ally: yes but only because its national ally has sex with dylan day.

by dickmccheddar November 21, 2019

National Have Sex With Your Friend Day

A day where you can ask your friend for sex (and they might say yes).

You:Hey let's have sex,today's national have sex with your friend day.

Friend:Sure

by Haideez January 2, 2022

National have sex with your boyfriend day

December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)

"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"

by hornysexer December 6, 2022