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The demigod Maui created the Hawaiian Islands by fishing them up from the ocean floor, a story that parallels the geological reality of volcanic, submarine mountain creation.
Therefore, a large bowel movement with its base resting on the bottom of the toilet bowl, rising up majestically until it creates a poop island above the water line may proudly and justifiably be named a "Maui" in honor of the mighty Hawaiian demigod.
The demigod Maui created the Hawaiian Islands by fishing them up from the ocean floor, a story that parallels the geological reality of volcanic, submarine mountain creation.
Therefore, a large bowel movement with its base resting on the bottom of the toilet bowl, rising up majestically until it creates a poop island above the water line may proudly and justifiably be named a "Maui" in honor of the mighty Hawaiian demigod.
by Māui-waho March 8, 2026
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