Malibu

Malibu is a beautiful girl she is hella fun and can make you laugh at anytime everyone has to know a Malibu don't mess with her or she might kill you

Isn't that malibu yeah it is who could forget such a sweet smile.

by Drsmart August 8, 2018

a chevy malibu

A worthless pile of shit..

I just broke up with a chevy malibu of a girlfriend!

by Xxmalibulyfexx March 2, 2017

Malibu Mudslide

The unfortunate result during anal sex if the person doing the receiving does not properly prepare for the event, ie douching with a colonic or an enema, something, ANYTHING, for God's sake.

His date knew that anal sex was going to happen, but failed to prepare, and after a few minutes a Malibu Mudslide cut their evening short.

by Wm the Wingman October 8, 2020

Malibu Treatment

A deep conditioning treatment on hair.

After a long swim, my hair needs a Malibu Treatment

by Caring Dad December 30, 2012

Malibu Akbar

Malibu is the greatest, derived from Allahu Akbar, meaning God is the greatest.

Harsh: Did you see the Barbie movie?
Imad: Yes, it was the top grossing film in 2023. Malibu Akbar

by RandyRhoads84 December 25, 2023

Malibu

The sweetest pookie ever. Is born to be the next wonyoung. So funny, and is wife and mother to Padlock, and grandmother and mother to Ekenib. If you ever meet a Malibu, yall will be super close, she is so kind and has a great heart, and ice skates like sunghoon.

Person 1: Mommy Padlock, what Mommy Malibu doing

Mommy Padlock: She is twerking to water dont mind her,

Person 1: Ok! I twerk with mommy malibu too!

Mommy Padlock: hey wait up for me

"the sharons three wives all twerking to water"

by Rickysnecktatoo December 30, 2023

Malibu

A nicer way to say dumbo or stupid. A very neutral insult that is usually used as a joke. Half the time this word is used in a joke than an insult. It is a good replacement for any other bad words.

Ya'll are Malibus.

(:

by Royal_Caribbean_CrusieLines May 6, 2022