Malibu

Malibu is a beautiful girl she is hella fun and can make you laugh at anytime everyone has to know a Malibu don't mess with her or she might kill you

Isn't that malibu yeah it is who could forget such a sweet smile.

by Drsmart August 8, 2018

Malibu's Most Wanted

A satire/parody about the life of a white hip hop legend named B-Rad that lives in the basement of a mansion.

Don't you miss Malibu's Most Wanted?

by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021

doofus malibu

Basically a idiot who does stupid things on a pretty regular basis. I used to call this Stupid Steve Bullshit after Steven T S, but realized that there are a lot of smart Steve’s, so why insult them

Doofus Malibu dropped his smart phone out of his car, he circled back and tried picking it up from the road with his moving car and door open. Doofus Malibu lost all the fingers in one hand when the door closed on him

by Thank God For Police March 17, 2022

a chevy malibu

A worthless pile of shit..

I just broke up with a chevy malibu of a girlfriend!

by Xxmalibulyfexx March 2, 2017

Malibu Mudslide

The unfortunate result during anal sex if the person doing the receiving does not properly prepare for the event, ie douching with a colonic or an enema, something, ANYTHING, for God's sake.

His date knew that anal sex was going to happen, but failed to prepare, and after a few minutes a Malibu Mudslide cut their evening short.

by Wm the Wingman October 8, 2020

Malibu gas leak

When a high end prostitute farts directly into your face.

Yeah man, she gave me a Malibu gas leak. Worth every penny

by TheDanManManDan December 17, 2020

Malibu Treatment

A deep conditioning treatment on hair.

After a long swim, my hair needs a Malibu Treatment

by Caring Dad December 30, 2012