Someone who tries to act cool but indeed falls way short. He and in most cases she tries to pick up men and most times women that are way outta of his league. Basically a person who has no chance in life.
by P Ryck January 16, 2005
by Big Upyourself August 12, 2017
Someone who generally gets ladies at all times of the day. In other terms gets pussy 24/7. And on rare a Jarrod Alan Houchin can be seen snorting whatever is at hand. generally known to be very loyal to the ladies. Jarrod Alan Houchin is one of the best guys you will ever meet loyal true friend. Overall if you are looking for a huge dick or a man to keep you warm at night look for a Jarrod Alan Houchin.
by Loyal defined December 12, 2017
Jarroding is the act of pretending to be understanding or listening. Typically, the person Jarroding is kind on the outside but not even thinking about what you're saying on the inside.
Ex. We used to be really close, but then I found out he was jarroding when I was sharing my feelings with him.
by Thatchachski August 25, 2019
Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.
Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?
Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.
Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.
Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
by Spuddy Bruv January 08, 2024
Conspiracy theorists are convinced he was sent down by God because he is just too perfect and has many amazing qualities like having the best haircut known to man, he is built like the whammest body builder, has a 70 inch fat whale cock, is a fucking sexy looking beast, loyal as shit, ripped, chizzled, absolute baller, handsome theres just not enough words to describe how amazing this guy is
Omg did you see Jarrods 70 inch whale cock
That Jarrod guy is such a techy baller
You should meet my friend Jarrod hes hung like a horse with gigantic testicles
That Jarrod guy is such a techy baller
You should meet my friend Jarrod hes hung like a horse with gigantic testicles
by facts innit November 23, 2021
Jarrod is a furry, his fursona is a cat with a big mohawk that is green. Jarrod is a very nice and loving man who loves men, especially an unpleasent man named Aaron. Jarrod loves monkeys and anime, he's overall a nice guy but don't get on his wrong side... his alpha uwu jakeie wakie side will come out!
Be aware of the jarrod
Be aware of the jarrod
Girl1: Hey I heard jarrod loves monkeys!
Girl2: I heard that hes hot!
Girl1: Oh how I wish i could be with him so bad.. he sounds so hot.. and steamy
Girl3: poo
Girl2: I heard that hes hot!
Girl1: Oh how I wish i could be with him so bad.. he sounds so hot.. and steamy
Girl3: poo
by GhoulYui March 19, 2023