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Have sex with me

Something that women say when they don’t want to have sex with you.
Guy: hey! I think you’re really cute and was wondering if you’d like to get a coffee sometime? Also I have over 5,000 hours in award winning video game the Elder scrolls V Skyrim special addition and I know the entire lore.

Girl: have sex with me.

Guy: Oh ok, I’m sorry you feel that way but I respect your boundaries. Goodbye.
by DreamWullf August 31, 2023
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having sex with a door

When you press your genitals against a door,grab the door handle,and start to slowly push yourself up and down. It won't work when you start because you need to get into it. You will get bruised hands from pleasure hanging
"I saw Jerry having sex with a door"

"I lost my virginity to a door 🚪"
by Roberto lugi March 17, 2025
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National have sex with your boyfriend day

December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)
"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"
by hornysexer December 6, 2022
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have sex

Your friend: Lmfao you're a virgin
You: I did have sex once
Your friend: Stop lying
You: Okay :(
by tarshboy69 September 29, 2021
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Have sex with Tommy day

A day when a girl has sex with a boy named Tommy
I’m gonna fuck Tommy in have sex with Tommy day
by NooooobMastersixtynine69 October 13, 2020
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suck my pussy when we have sex

Why you want to know how to do this

Basically a guy sucks a girls pussy while kneeling down or on the baby maker

(bed for you uncultured swines) while they moan.
Girlfriend : hey when we reach home suck my pussy when we have sex.

Boyfriend : ok but imma do it hard
by @$%×%@rich gyall^#^$;$; September 24, 2023
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