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Grasshopper leebra milkshake

The grasshopper leebra milkshake is also known as the commonly known motorboat. The head is placed between the females breast and the male must eat out (AKA rub his face in the breast).
The pretty woman gave Timothy the Grasshopper leebra milkshake
by justice_GIGITY February 24, 2010
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Red Grasshopper Suprise

If a chick is receiving cunilingus and the pleasurer is not performing up to standards, the receiver taps the pleasurer on the head then slaps them in the face with a piece of pizza!
How'd ya go last night?

He didn't have a clue what to do so I gave him the Red Grasshopper suprise!
by Nards Shadow May 9, 2006
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teach me to jive, grasshopper

Asking someone to "teach me to jive, grasshopper" is actually code for "rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my titays, and then roger me to exhaustion".

A very popular thing to say at parties.
When Binky heard Simone say the magic words, "teach me to jive, grasshopper", he knew it was going to be a good evening.
by scodder May 1, 2010
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knee deep in grasshopper pie

busy having sex with someone; to be engaged in intercourse, or any sexual activity, and NOT allowing interruption(s).
I didn't answer the phone because I was 'knee deep in grasshopper pie".
by Jokuhl June 8, 2012
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Grasshopper

A person (usually balding) who hops on his personal computer and runs the Grass™ extension 24/7 to collect internet points
That brute fella, he's such a grasshopper with his dangy little computer
by 9nlisk March 17, 2024
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Grasshopper

To do a bong hit as a passenger standing in a moving convertible.
Last night was insane; we drove around doing grasshoppers all night.
by Gigilamour February 6, 2023
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Grasshopper

When a girl is dating many guys
Bro she dated me and my friend now she dating him she is a serious grasshopper
by Dion33wrld January 26, 2023
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