Grasshopper leebra milkshake

The grasshopper leebra milkshake is also known as the commonly known motorboat. The head is placed between the females breast and the male must eat out (AKA rub his face in the breast).

The pretty woman gave Timothy the Grasshopper leebra milkshake

by justice_GIGITY February 24, 2010

Red Grasshopper Suprise

If a chick is receiving cunilingus and the pleasurer is not performing up to standards, the receiver taps the pleasurer on the head then slaps them in the face with a piece of pizza!

How'd ya go last night?

He didn't have a clue what to do so I gave him the Red Grasshopper suprise!

by Nards Shadow May 9, 2006

teach me to jive, grasshopper

Asking someone to "teach me to jive, grasshopper" is actually code for "rip off my panties, put them on my head, suck my titays, and then roger me to exhaustion".

A very popular thing to say at parties.

When Binky heard Simone say the magic words, "teach me to jive, grasshopper", he knew it was going to be a good evening.

by scodder May 1, 2010

knee deep in grasshopper pie

busy having sex with someone; to be engaged in intercourse, or any sexual activity, and NOT allowing interruption(s).

I didn't answer the phone because I was 'knee deep in grasshopper pie".

by Jokuhl June 8, 2012

Grasshopper

To do a bong hit as a passenger standing in a moving convertible.

Last night was insane; we drove around doing grasshoppers all night.

by Gigilamour February 6, 2023

Grasshopper

An unskilled Rocket League player who waits for the opponent to rebound the ball off their own goal so that the ball goes towards the opponents goal. This allows the player to easily take up the ball without any real skill.

“Dude just got a cheap goal in RL. He’s a freaking Grasshopper.”

by Bezznzz May 28, 2023

Grasshopper

Slang for men's genitalia or penis.

Hey man! You got a packin' grasshopper!

by Golftiger21 December 30, 2023