A Grasshopper Kiss

When a male is having sex with a girl while she is on her period and the male takes his condom off and slaps her across the face with it leaving a bloody mark on her face.

Did you hear what Deon did? He gave his girlfriend a Grasshopper Kiss

by InfernalSin September 7, 2010

Young Grasshopper

A term used when a person is being trained into thinking or doing something a different way.

Jacob is such a young grasshopper. He has broadened his mind and learned something new.

by hello.it's.me August 14, 2016

tiny grasshopper

A person who is still in the learning stage of something.

Funny when you use it in pseudo asian/zen-like way.

Student: "I don't understand how to do this freaking math problem!"

Tutor: "You are still just a tiny grasshopper..."

by Feeman October 30, 2007

Asian grasshopper

When about to have intercourse with a female from behind , just before you proceed you surprise her with a full Nelson and then proceed to have sex so she looks like a grasshopper pinned by its wings.

Jessica liked crazy positions and fought MMA so I showed her a Asian grasshopper.

by The guy under the bridge February 14, 2017

Mud Grasshopper

A guy that goes around shirtless with there pants hanging off their ass and bare footed trying to ride with a bad bitch with her own bike. They willing to do anything just to roll around in the mud and catch a ride on back. Better watch girls cause they some broke ass guys!!

Damn look at all the mud grasshoppers out on set today!!

by Pash90 May 31, 2018

Knee-high on a grasshopper

Where I’m from, there’re two types of folk those who ain’t,
And those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain’t you ain’t?

Where I’m from, there’re two types of folk those who ain’t,
And those who are knee-high on a grasshopper. Which type ain’t you ain’t?

by Chief financial officer David October 27, 2019

russian grasshopper

A seldom used and wildly underappreciated method of blending Eastern European wrestling techniques and sadistic sexual artistry, the Russian grasshopper requires the receiver to kneel in the doggie style position whilst the giver forces the receiver into a full nelson hold and penetrates the preferred orifice. The ensuing and highly anticipated arm thrashing closely resembles a grasshopper helplessly pinned to the ground.

"Are you fucking serious?? You're dumping me because I turned your sister into a russian grasshopper?!"

by Nick Murphy January 5, 2005