It's a beautiful day when you are eating egg salad and drinking hot coffee while taking a shit.
Feeling rushed for work and unable to prepare breakfast in time, John found himself doing a Good Morning and God Bless.
by Viagra_Salad May 25, 2018
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When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.
Steve: "We need to go where is Ethan?"
John: "He's in the can doing his daily Good Morning and God Bless give him another twenty minutes."
by smj101 May 24, 2018
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When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast all while on the toilet.
Ethan, I know you're having a Good Morning and God Bless, but hurry up and finish your fucking egg salad, your carer needs to brush her teeth.
by ReanimationXP May 23, 2018
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The act of shitting, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

(created by h3h3)
"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing?"

"Good morning and God bless Hila! "
by Jack o' Jackie April 10, 2018
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When You're taking a morning shit whilst eating breaking and drinking a coffee to loosen the bowels.
"Why are you taking so long in the bathroom? I gotta pee."
"Sorry Mom, i'm just having a quick good morning and god bless won't be long."
by Zexan May 23, 2018
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Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).
How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”
by Hxrvey May 23, 2018
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In reference to an H3H3 video, a Good Morning and God Bless is the act of consuming your breakfast and morning coffee while relieving your bowels.
“Ethan, what’s taking so long in the bathroom?” “Good Morning and God Bless, Hila!”
by AlwaysRepYourNaysh May 23, 2018
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