by Steve8765 January 10, 2017
The morning of a final exam, everyone shows up in eyeglasses for the first time. They were all too busy cramming to put in their contacts, and they're barely recognizable.
Hey, nice exam goggles. I didn't know you needed glasses.
I've got tunnel vision - I never wear these exam goggles out of the house!
I've got tunnel vision - I never wear these exam goggles out of the house!
by j424marie December 8, 2010
When you finish an exam early, but still have ages to wait until it ends. With nothing to pass the time, your mind wanders to porn/ the hot girl in front of you and you get and embarrassing erection.
Guy 1: oh dude, that exam was so long!
Guy 2: I know, I was so bored
Guy 1: hey, weren't you behind that girl Jessica?
Guy 2: yeah, I got a massive exam boner
Guy 1: wow, embarrassing!
Guy 2: I know, I was so bored
Guy 1: hey, weren't you behind that girl Jessica?
Guy 2: yeah, I got a massive exam boner
Guy 1: wow, embarrassing!
by peteneon December 3, 2009
1. The culmination of 4 years of self induced blood, sweat, and tears experienced by kids who thought they were smart until they joined IB.
2. Stress in its purest form.
2. Stress in its purest form.
by brainless December 13, 2006
An abnormality in behavior that a person shows while studying for the exams, which makes him deviate from the immediate goal of studying for the next subject to something completely useless and total crap.
In some rare cases, the affected person also starts thinking about his future, still ignoring the fact that studying is a little step in building it.
Also, sometimes, some affected individuals like to stare at the wall or just sleep.
In some rare cases, the affected person also starts thinking about his future, still ignoring the fact that studying is a little step in building it.
Also, sometimes, some affected individuals like to stare at the wall or just sleep.
Guy 1: "Hey! I wrote the definition of Exam Syndrome."
Guy 2: "Dude! You are totally suffering from it!"
Guy 2: "Dude! You are totally suffering from it!"
by TheDeadSurvivor May 25, 2013
by chriswatlol August 3, 2010
the final test to get in the afterlife university.It is worth 100% of the grade and you have like 80 years to study for it. you only have one chance to take it and the worst thing is that it is a popquiz cause u never know when it is coming.
dude 1: yo bro did ya study for death exam? dude 2: naw im not dying anytime soon. piano falls over dude 2 dude 1: were you telling me?
by mannyalvarez August 7, 2007