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Cuomos Dungeon

A sex move where you fuck someone in there unwiped ass with either your fingers or penis then in their mouth with the same appendage and then back to the Anus.

Much like The shitty re-naming of the Tappanzee to the Cuomo bridge, this move is named after Governor Cuomo and his sexual deviancies. Cuomo wanted to go down in history with his name on something legendary so he was named after the sex move after his sexual discrepancies that led him to be removed from office. The move is meant to resemble a bridge between two shitty things over a wet landscape, like the traffic on 287 on both sides of the once- Tappan Zee bridge. It is meant to be a shitty bridge, if you will, The name is also meant to be a terrible idea much like Cuomo’s bastardization of the once-named Tappan Zee.
Guy 1: I met this girl at the club last night and I took her to Cuomos dungeon, If you know what I mean.
Guy 2: That’s gross dude.

Girl 1: My boyfriend wants to cuomos dungeon me.

Girl 2: That’s a horrible idea, what a sexual deviant, just like Cuomo!
by toughcookie96 January 2, 2022
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Isabella Cuomo

So this bitch was taking a shit and coykdnt push it out and so she texted her ex and said grab your cameal and RIDE TILL WE CANT MORE
“Hey have heard that isabella cuomo went to arizona?“

“What why?“

“oh she went with her ex on a cameal“
by Nicks dick November 11, 2020
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No Cuomo

When you have to be the kill-joy but don’t want to be.
No Cuomo but we can’t get lit tonight, I have to be up early.
by A Leethal May 14, 2021
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Cuomo

A white man who is attracted to worryingly young Japanese women
"Dude I just got this letter from this super hot 18 year old Japanese girl!" "Dude you're 26, you'll never meet her! She lives across the sea from you, stop being a cuomo"
by Gooberman5422 June 7, 2024
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Rivers cuomo

He's a seller hot goober from weezer
Rivers cuomo is a hot goober from weezer
by RAYSERRR May 2, 2025
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Cuomo

A white man who is over attracted to Asian women, more specially young half-Japanese women
"Damn you only date Japanese girls you Cuomo"
by Gooberman5422 May 22, 2024
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Cuomo

That news anchor and that governor are such Cuomo’s.
by Anonomus yo November 30, 2021
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