Country Music

"SOME FOLKS WEAR THEIR HATS WAY OFF TO THE SIDE WITH THEIR PANTS DOWN LOW AND A GUN TUCKED INSIDE TAKE THEIR BEER BY THE 40 AND THEIR CHICKEN DEEP-FRIED I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE ONLY DARK I LIKE IS WHEN I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS THE ONLY HOOD I LOVE IS POINTY AND WHITE CAN'T TRUST YOU IF I CAN'T SEE YOUR FACE AT NIGHT I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT"

have you heard that key and peele tried making country music

by Word_God September 30, 2023

Country Music

Music for sister-fucking, Ford F150-driving hicks and white trash who dwell in the most non-country ass places, like a suburb.

There are three constants in life: Death, Taxes, and FUCK COUNTRY MUSIC.

Human: I don't like country music.

Country Fans: *Attack of the Body Snatchers scream and point.*

by Piss Machine September 28, 2024

Country Music

ASS

Country music is straight up A.S.S music

(A)busive (S)tep (S)ibling music

Anyone who listens to it needs to be mentally diagnosed with S.H.I.T

(S)chizophrenia (H)ellraising (I)llegitimate re(T)ardstion

by Realniggaseatass August 17, 2023

country music

a genre of music that involves nostalgically singing about a break-up, usually done while driving.

I never realized that driver's license was such a country music song.

by Aegis Stormwind May 24, 2022

Country music

The best type of music ever other than rock and roll

Maren Morris is not country music

by Dannydacheeto April 11, 2021

Country Music Fan

A individual who enjoys 2 or more songs by country artists.

"I really enjoy listening to country music, I love Lee Brice and Brad Paisley. I just love country music. That makes me a country music fan" says Megan

"Country music sucks" replied Ben

by BleuCheeseACV January 15, 2019

Country music

More revolting than 2 girls 1 cup.

Herbert: Hey’all! How’bou some a’ you city folk list’n to ‘dis music I made!

Zoe: Go die in a ditch, Herbert, I’m not gonna listen to some shit country music.

by AStupidDeer August 1, 2022