Ass Clown

A total fool who makes the unforgivable mistake of sounding like both an ass, and a clown.

"I wish I could stop being so guilable, but it's just because I have a big, trustin heart."
"Hey, Ass Clown, keep it down. Your stupid banter makes my big, open ears bleed."

by Zinkster December 28, 2005

Ass clown

Can be used to subsitute any other insult.

"That ass clown stole my wallet"
"He's such an ass clown"

by Sara R. July 3, 2003

ass clown

Someone who draws a funny face on their ass cheeks, and talks with their ass cheecks to make people laugh is the true definition of an ass clown!

"John is the funniest ass clown, he just drew a funny face on his ass cheeks and did an imitation of George Clooney."

by MasterMTG May 4, 2006

ass clown

The feces that results when shame gorges itself on too much stupidity. A person who consistently disappoints in the most dramatic fashion they can manifest...in other words, at the crucial moment - he/she HAS to fuck everything up.

Of course Rudy burned the house down...what else would you expect from such an ass clown?

by hoity-toity March 11, 2009

ass clown

A tribe leader with roots in middle america. Tribe leaders adorned the donkeys upon which they rode with miniskirts and bells. The leaders would be known to splash donkey milk on their faces prior to battle with neighboring tribes to the east.

"Go back to Kansas, ya goddamn ass clown !"

by Nick "Fuckin" Cave January 30, 2004

ass clown

A moron, idiot, basically just a complete fool.

JT Lambert is an ass clown. Merced is populated by nothing but ass clowns.

by Kent May 6, 2003

ass-clown

A loser who is part ass and part clown.

I'm so glad that bar down the street went out of business. It was a haven for dweebs and ass-clowns.

by nyb January 9, 2008