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ciaran's penis

Ciarans penis is used to describe someone's penis which is so utterly small, he cannot get any women due to the absolute miniscule size of his chode
"Man my chode is half an inch in length"

"Still bigger than ciaran's penis atleast"
by Rocks fur brains October 24, 2022
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Ciaran

Ciaran is a quite lad until he is faced wiv a few cans and will become one of the most outgoing, loud, happiest person you’ll meet. He has a big heart and fond of a cheeky “x”. He’s the man for a wild sesh and will never fail to prove so.
Danielle: did u ever hear the rumor about tha Ciaran guy?
Tara: yah I heard he’s still goin?
by Albinolover June 12, 2019
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Ciaran Jones

Ciaran jones is the most handsome and sexually pleasing person you will ever meet, Ciaran will spit on you to loob you up and then completely plow you for hours. he has a gorgeous smile and is tall dark and handsome he is also good with kids (like very good). he is open to pegging and is so attractive to all genders, he makes lesbians have second thoughts. his testicles are filled to the brim with spunk its like and ice cream machine and boy is it a hot day. if he was an ice cream hed be a lolly ice because he is so tasty to suck.
woah Ciaran Jones is it all in yet? oh ok how disappointing.

Ciaran Jones do you ever clean your arse?
you have bum fluff back here Ciaran Jones
did you wax your pubes? Ciaran Jones
by hunky hendo May 23, 2022
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Doing a Ciaran

Be careful out tonight or you'll end up doing a ciaran.
by SirN1Xy May 20, 2022
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Ciaran

Gaelic for "Little Dark One"
With luscious dark locks of curly hair and insane golf skill its almost impossible not to fall in love with anyone named Ciaran. A tech savvy legend who pulls all the girls and dates 10 girls at once. An absolute unit not to be trifled with.
adjective; golf god
Me: Holy shit did you see Ciaran wave at you??
Jaqueline: OMG YES! Hold up, let me go dry my panties
by GaelicGod June 17, 2019
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ciaran

wow, ciaran is such a ciaran
by boba the cat October 8, 2022
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