chromebook

a pile of actual garbage,where dogshit has a better processing power

Jack: Hey I heard you got a chromebook,how is it?
John:It is absolute garbage device that will never be good no matter how much google tries to do to make it work
John

by Ilikeeatingbeans4 March 2, 2023

Chromebook

A device used to look at the meme

Person 1: Hey! I'm getting on my Chromebook to look at the meme
Person 2: Nice!

by imposter113 October 16, 2021

Chromebook

A Underpowered Laptop That Ranges From $200-$1000 Usually Using An Intel Celeron, Made By Google. Mainly Bought By Schools And Parents Who Is So Cheap That They Buy Chromebooks. It Has A 12 Hour Battery Life Due To How Underpowered It Is. Fast Boot Up Time When Any Computer That Uses An SSD Can Do The Same. Has Built In Security By Blocking All Downloads.

Example 1
Parent: Hey Timmy I Got You A Chromebook
Son: Oh my gosh I GOT A CHROMEBOOK I AM SO HAPPY EEEK
Parent: Well Timmy I’m Glad Your Happy
Example 2
Teacher: Alright Kids Grab A Chromebook
Kids: Alright

by User010 September 18, 2020

Chromebook

See craptop... but even worse... No features. Slow. Outdated. Useless.

I hate this Chromebook... it's so fucking slow and useless!!

by Ikethefluff February 24, 2022

chromebooks

plural of chromebook

bobby: "i have like five chromebook!"
teacher: "you mean five chromebooks?"

by bathroomcleaner283 June 3, 2022

Chromebook Challenge

Dumb TikTok Challenge wear students take out bunch of lead and then stick it in the USB port which cause a short circuit or fire.

Student 1: Wanna record me doing the Chromebook Challenge?
Student 2: Okay!

by Random type shi June 13, 2025

Chromebook Kid

A kid who is physically glued to their chromebook and most likely chronically online. They are also usually lunch runners, and also extremely cringe.

Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying “salutations! can i steal your soul??”

additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.

Person A: Have you seen that one guy?
Person B: Oh you mean the chromebook kid?
Person A: Yeah……

by skibussy toolet October 1, 2024