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Chromebook

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Friend A: So I just bought a Chromebook....
Friend B: Well what are you waiting for?! Format that shit and install Arch Linux instead!
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Chromebook

A Underpowered Laptop That Ranges From $200-$1000 Usually Using An Intel Celeron, Made By Google. Mainly Bought By Schools And Parents Who Is So Cheap That They Buy Chromebooks. It Has A 12 Hour Battery Life Due To How Underpowered It Is. Fast Boot Up Time When Any Computer That Uses An SSD Can Do The Same. Has Built In Security By Blocking All Downloads.
Example 1
Parent: Hey Timmy I Got You A Chromebook
Son: Oh my gosh I GOT A CHROMEBOOK I AM SO HAPPY EEEK
Parent: Well Timmy Iโ€™m Glad Your Happy
Example 2
Teacher: Alright Kids Grab A Chromebook
Kids: Alright
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old Chromebook

Old Chromebooks as ms **** said are filled up 0.0
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Chromebook

a device that i want to slam into the wall 9103 times and hammer it into a billion pieces
Ava: Ugh! These chromebooks suck! They're battery is so bad!
by MxrieLBBH September 5, 2023
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chromebook

a laptop that should not have been invented
this chromebook is so shit
worst computer i have used in my life
by iamnonexistent March 10, 2024
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Chromebook

See craptop... but even worse... No features. Slow. Outdated. Useless.
I hate this Chromebook... it's so fucking slow and useless!!
by Ikethefluff February 24, 2022
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Chromebook Kid

A kid who is physically glued to their chromebook and most likely chronically online. They are also usually lunch runners, and also extremely cringe.

Sometimes they will walk up to you and try and shake your hand saying โ€œsalutations! can i steal your soul??โ€

additionally, if the teacher asks the chromebook kid to close their chromebook they will do one of two things: rage out like a cocomelon kid deprived of their ipad, or have a full blown mental breakdown.
Person A: Have you seen that one guy?
Person B: Oh you mean the chromebook kid?
Person A: Yeahโ€ฆโ€ฆ
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