braxton

huge mandy loving fag. loves to be beat up by girls...

braxton, youre 400 pounds ..go away...silly rump ranger

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

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braxton

the biggest simp known to mankind legend has it he once spent 200 dollars on girls that didnt even like him at all

imagine winning the simp of the year award 3 years in a row like braxton arlen norman

by nathen carpenter October 20, 2020

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Pulling a Braxton

The act of making a poor joke, making a buzzkill, or doing other negative things during a funny moment. Usually the people witnessing a Braxton being pulled, will awkwardly stop laughing.

(while pooching your lips) Buscar?="Pulling a Braxton"

by zachp18 May 13, 2010

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The Braxton Bang

When you finger a girl with grippo chip dust on your.

The Braxton Bang can cause quite a burning.

by TheMartyr May 15, 2021

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Braxton Springer

The tallest simp on planet earth

Braxton Springer is a simp

by Boomerhater February 27, 2020

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contractions of the stomach, also known as false defocatory alarms or practice-poo contractions are sporadic intenstinal contractions that usually start around T-minus 10 minutes but not resulting in any ejection of chocolate logs. Not experienced once the turtles head is peeping out, or if Mr Hankey is in the departure lounge, boarding pass and passport in hand.

'ere Kayleigh - just been to the bog again - thought I needed a dump but it was only another bleedin Braxton shits ffs :(

by Hurrsy74 October 19, 2010

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