stupid bitch syndrome is a debilitating illness that is developed when you get every person you’ve ever shown interest in except for that one person. and now you can’t forget about that one person and your brain decides to keep them in the center of your head for at least 8 hours a day because they are the only one that hasn’t shown the same amount of interest back.
i’ve had stupid bitch syndrome ever since jake said he wasn’t interested. like what does that even mean?
by a fucking hippy August 10, 2021

A girl that falls in love too easily and too trusting. Always ends up getting hurt by people she loves and doesn’t know how to let go.
Broken hearted or so distracted by love it affects their daily lives.
“He never loved me back. Im a stupid bitch.”
“He never loved me back. Im a stupid bitch.”
by Yayadefz June 4, 2024

Also known as "SBB", a stupid bitch baby is who that person was in the past except that person has to be a stupid ass child who was an annoying little shit. It's a good way to separate who you are now from who you were as a way to cope with your own past actions.
Dale: what would it be like if you met your own stupid bitch baby?
Eli: they'd probably be confused and say "whaaat?? There's only two genders! What do you mean 'non binary'?"
Dale: oof. That sucks
Eli: what about yours?
Dale: my SBB would probably be asking how the fuck I'm this constantly horny
Eli: jeez
Eli: they'd probably be confused and say "whaaat?? There's only two genders! What do you mean 'non binary'?"
Dale: oof. That sucks
Eli: what about yours?
Dale: my SBB would probably be asking how the fuck I'm this constantly horny
Eli: jeez
by AeronaTheFox February 6, 2021
